Basedow Update!

More news, courtesy of my anonymous informant:

Anonymous: i called Fitness Made Simple today
Anonymous: for confirmation of John Basedow's death
Anonymous: "we cannot confirm anything"
Anonymous: "would you like to take advantage of our 2 for 1 sale?"

Clearly, FMS is trying to liquidate in the face of Basedow's tragic man-boy demise. I guess the glory days of late-nite TV are over. At least you can still sell your timeshare for CAAASSSSSSH!